serappho-moved:

aubrey plaza if you read this im free on Thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on Thursday night when I’m free.

liamdunburs:

kids have no concept of anything. i walked into my kindergarten class and one kid asked me what my name was. when i said miss jones, he said “i like that name. did you know i’m in love with you”

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d-2chwita:

Some of Lorde’s new mail pics!

p0is0ngirlfriend:

me trying not to let the shit break me

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ceeceewinter7:

Gus loves water. He’s loves drinking from the filtered water tap.

kethamine:

How come I have never seen this work of art?

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heartwrench-cutie:

hi YouTube! today we’re gonna be unboxing my boyfriend! [camera pans to a tray of surgery tools, and promptly turns to a boy. he is scared]

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manathistle:

ophiuchusdecay:

This is what I assume ff xiv is like

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xelamanrique318:

xelamanrique318:

psychedelicfelon:

ebonybyg:

forever-slaying:

bae–electronica:

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

every thanksgiving this video lives in my head rent free

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