pizzaforpresident:

vaspim:

Cool now maybe Hilary can run in 2016

I don’t think America is ready for Lizzie McGuire just yet

(Source: kingvaspim, via britsanity)

ntmhbu:

pussy tight like my bond with god

(Source: hallmoniter, via britsanity)

sideshowknob:

SO dublin minors won the all ireland football this week (don’t worry if u don’t understand its just a sideline)

and they were all out celebrating

and they found daniel radcliffe in dublin at 4am and invited him to a house party with them

and he…went with them

(Source: dredericktatum, via aryastarks)

Girl across the room: hey do u have a tumblr
Othr girl: Hey I have a tumblr!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: Ive never heard of tumblr I dont have internet I live on the streets I dont own a computer Ive never heard of the internet The internet doesnt exist Im actually from the 1700s and internet has not been invented yet and I am timetraveling and I am actually 25 but I blend in because I have this disease that makes me look younger the older I get I am Benjamin Button